Funny...

I love soccer, I truly do. The Referees on the other hand, can make bad calls, or just miss some all together.  They also take sides sometimes.... That's the worst!  The head referee, though, is usually pretty nice to me. He says I am the only person he actually knows by name, partly because of my unusual hair color and partly because I'm not afraid to play dirty on the field.  While that can not be all together a bad thing, it's not good sometimes.  You have no idea how many times I have been cussed out because somebody was annoyed they got tripped. It's usually rather amusing though. I also think it's funny how the other teams in my league are always telling their players to avoid the "Blue Girl".  Funny }:) MWHAHAHAHAHA!
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